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Tubgirl Monday....Or how my house shat all over the street.

Wow,:wtf talk about having a shitty day.....:|
 
:rofl :rofl :rofl

And with that sentence, anyone reading this who ever considered, even remotely, joining the vampires has decided not to do so.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
 
Every time I click on a Valgar post, I do so knowing that I am going to be queasy.

That says something about me. I am not sure what, but it definitely says something....
 
I knew enough not to look up Tubgirl. I'm finally learning. It's only taken, like, a decade.
 
I can't help thinking that if you had caught the explosion of shit on video, that somewhere out there would be somebody who would get off on that shit! :laughing

p.s. Great job of telling the story! :thumbup
 
What exactly is a trap? I'm no plumber.

And if you live in SF, seems like whoever did your driveway is due for some heavy penalties.
 
Reli said:
What exactly is a trap? I'm no plumber.
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Dave is referring to the "cleanout" near the tree in this diagram.
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I guess if one must be up sh*t creek, it's best to be at the headwaters so no rowing is needed?
 
thank you valgar, for brightening up my day. I can finish out my day at work knowing my boss is an immature piece of shit, but at least I get to go home to a shitless house..


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Nitewaif said:
Dammit, Dave. I am at work, srs business and all that, and damn near choked trying to hold in my laughter.
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I read this at lunch today, and I was laughing so hard I was crying. The guys sitting nearby wanted to know what was so funny, so I sent links... before you know it, there's 4 of us sitting there laughing like hyenas... :laughing

norcalkeith said:
I had my dad convinced I was an incompetent asshole of a renter and had royally fucked the plumbing system at my place... :laughing

Then the city came out (called them,) once we started to purge shit-poo cocktail on the neighbors lawn; (line ran over and joined with the neighbors,) Their super-cool snake cam revealed that massive roots had punctured the line and stopped everything up. The sound of unsaid pounds of shit and piss suddenly being freed and sucked down is interesting to say the least...:laughing

It's a childhood nightmare realized: sewage coming back through and up into the bathtub....shit/piss spilling over onto your floor.....ugh. :nchantr

It was that day I truly realized why plumbers make good money. They damned deserve it.
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My ex-husband was a commercial plumber, but when his boss ran out of work, he went to work for a residential plumber. I still remember his first words when he got home after his first day... "I have seen poo... and it is bad..."
The plumber had ball caps that said "your shit is our bread & butter"... :laughing
 
Gixxergirl1000 said:
I read this at lunch today, and I was laughing so hard I was crying. The guys sitting nearby wanted to know what was so funny, so I sent links... before you know it, there's 4 of us sitting there laughing like hyenas... :laughing
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I was sitting next to my wife on the couch, surfing BARF when I read it and had the same reaction. I was soaked in tears of laughter. The more I read, the worse it got for Valgar and me. That really was one of THE best posts I can remember reading in a loooong time. That was awesome. :wow :rofl::cry:rofl:cry:rofl
 
Hindsight is 20/20:

You had a backup all the way upstairs. That pressure of fluid is going to go somewhere when you open it up down stream.
 
Killroy1999 said:
Hindsight is 20/20:

You had a backup all the way upstairs. That pressure of fluid is going to go somewhere when you open it up down stream.
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At least I wasn't standing there with my mouth open.
 

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