A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom. "You know what, I think it's time we started swearing" said the 7 year old.

[Jammer]

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you."


"Sure." replied the 4 year old.


They make their way downstairs and their mum asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.


"I'll have fucking frosties."


WHACK, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out.


Mum looks at the 4 year old and says sternly "And what do you want?"


"I don't know, but it won't be fucking frosties"

 

[Das MotorRad]

this reminds me of when my mother had cleared the table after the kids ate; something that my wife does not do. we have them clear their own plates when they are done eating.

my four year old daughter "who moved my fucking dinner?!" my mom's eyes got bigger than the dinner plates...

 

[Tim-That CX Guy]

When I heard it, it was in a restaurant, with a waitress, and southern drawls,

First kid, "I'd like some god damned hash browns."
*whack*

Waitress to the younger kid, trying to distract from the situation, "and what would you like, darlin'?"

"You can bet your sweet ass I ain't orderin' no god damned hash browns!"