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A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch in Felton...

Jammer

Garlic is great
Joined
Dec 22, 2020
Location
Fremont
Moto(s)
Yamaha FJR1300
... and a fox comes along.

The fox says, “Whatcha doing?”

The cat says, “I’m getting high, man.”

The fox responds, “What do you mean?”

Rather than explain it to the fox, the cat convinces him to partake of the blunt.

Shortly after partaking, the fox says to the cat, “Sis, my mouth is so dry. I gotta get some water.”

So the fox goes down to the Fall creek to get a drink and accidentally falls in. A collie sees this happen and says, “What’s going on with you?!”

The fox tries to explain what he just did to get cottonmouth, but instead says, “Look, just go ask that cat on that porch over there.”

So the collie walks away from the river over to the porch, looks at the cat, and says “Hey, you!”

The cat looks up at the collie and says, “Shiiiiit, man. How much water did you drink?!?”
 
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