Since I've officially retired, way back in '04, I find myself lacking in my retirement, a key piece that signifies
the retirement, a pedestal if you will, , ,
With my treatment of my ol' buddy Mel, I have been "in training" of sorts, my time during infusions.
There IS a chair, a fully padded recliner, with just a few extra buttons, a milestone of achievement,
A place to plant, one's retirement, ultimate goal, The LazyBoy, sure I had a soft tail that I customized for flowing good looks,
My Fat Boy, it moved, and collected layers of bugs, had to feed it gas, but it didn't fart. Comfortable for weeks at a ride.
Yet, now I find myself lacking my pedestal to view my world, from my living room, for I have no extra room to park a Lazy Boy,
I need it to haul my bikes.

I did buy a trainer, a couple of years ago, just because I had to have something for the back porch,
I even bought a horse trough, as a cold tub for summer relief, but it didn't work, water temps from city's water supply only dipped into the mid 70's, not cold enough to lower my core temp, add 4, 5# blocks of ice will drop temps to achieve relief, @ $3.89 each
Is there attgatt, or anything else I would need for my training, how many hours in seat, to achieve slumber ?
Special clothing, maybe a smoking jacket, for winter porch time ?
Donations of Zzzzzz will be graciously accepted, , ,
My back porch, @ twilight, , ,
My total sum of my possessions
I'm ready for a house and a real LazyBoy, , ,