The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and try to urinate. All day long, I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine, but nothing helps.”
The second old man says, “You think you have problems. I’m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00, I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff, but nothing helps.”
Finally, the third old man speaks up: “Fellas: I’m ninety years old... Every morning at 7:00, I pee like a racehorse. At 8:00, I poop like a champion.”
The other two look at him, confused.
“So what’s the problem?” they ask.
He replies, “I don’t wake up until 9:00.”
The second old man says, “You think you have problems. I’m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00, I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff, but nothing helps.”
Finally, the third old man speaks up: “Fellas: I’m ninety years old... Every morning at 7:00, I pee like a racehorse. At 8:00, I poop like a champion.”
The other two look at him, confused.
“So what’s the problem?” they ask.
He replies, “I don’t wake up until 9:00.”
