Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

[ST Guy]

I used to “torture” a couple of my brothers. One stuck my mother’s car keys in an electric socket one time, creating much noise and sparks and setting a mattress on fire. He became terrified of electricity. So I would take my mother’s iron and chase him around the house, holding the plug out and telling him “I’m going to get you!” He ran from me, screaming the whole way.

Another brother I would hold by his ankles, upside down, where I would then carry him to the bathroom, lift the toilet seats with one of my feet, and hold him over the toilet bowl to give him a swirley. I never would have done it but he didn’t know that. And it was funny to hear him scream, holding onto the rim to prevent insertion.

I did the job of an older brother pretty well.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

yeah, ... it's nice weather outside. I'd like to go out and eat but... have some stuff cooked at home. noms noms.

and derpy-tyropita... nom

feeling un-enthusiastic riding a biek (tonight), however. Getting lame/lz... yep, that's exactly how it feelz.

 

[two wheel tramp]

yeah, ... it's nice weather outside. I'd like to go out and eat but... have some stuff cooked at home. noms noms.

and derpy-tyropita... nom

feeling un-enthusiastic riding a biek (tonight), however. Getting lame/lz... yep, that's exactly how it feelz.

I'm missing biek party again. Stupid DEVO.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I gotta go to work, kinda regretting the two weeks notice since the contract agency isn't even gonna tell Zoox until closer to my end date so I'm not really doing anything useful for those bridges. I've asked if I can exit sooner given that info, but I'm sure they'd rather get more $$$ for my time

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I'm missing biek party again. Stupid DEVO.

Whip it

 

[two wheel tramp]

Whip it

Jocko Homo.

BLOK.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

… wtf.. whip it real good!

PUSH IT.. as salt’n’pepa would say?!?

(It’s at 1:00+)

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I kinda want more coffee, but in reality I've probably had plenty.

 

[two wheel tramp]

I kinda want more coffee, but in reality I've probably had plenty.

Are you vibrating like a paint shaker yet? If no, drink more!

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Not shaking yet, but I probably will be if I get more

 

[ThumperX]

@N4teTheGreat , Jim Justice asked after you today.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I didn't do it, no one can prove a thing

 

[ThumperX]

I didn't do it, no one can prove a thing

He owns the giant floating home on Issaquah.

 

[two wheel tramp]

To Z! Before heading to DEVO.

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( -.-)
O_(")(")

 

[Kurosaki]

Not that hungry but I'm enjoying lime flavor popsicles for lunch.

 

[ThumperX]

I'm digging your Bunny TWT

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Some hardcore hooky....

..ugh yeah I need the afternoon coffee, too!

 

[Kurosaki]

To Z! Before heading to DEVO.

(\(\
( -.-)
O_(")(")

O=('-'Q)

Keep your hands up if you get into a fight.

 

[two wheel tramp]

O=('-'Q)

Keep your hands up if you get into a fight.

AM PEACEFUL BUNNY.

We're getting off early because it's a Good Friday to drink at Z.

 

[ThumperX]

That;s a Good Friday all right.
I'm thinking I may sell my Apple Neo. It's difficult for me without lighted keyboard. Made for younger folk.