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The tingle in your dingle

How long for the tingle in your DINGLE?

  • Just talking about them gets me tingling

    Votes: 7 36.8%

  • The second I turn one one

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • Within 100 feet of setting out

    Votes: 5 26.3%

  • Nah, my dingle needs some time. Let me get a few miles down the road.

    Votes: 6 31.6%

  • I am dead inside and so is my dingle.

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Total voters
    19
Mine comes with a sigh and without fail at 82 miles an hour, but is it the speed or the RPM? I think I need a speed check and the F800 just doesn’t hit the same—because the special 82 is on the SV1000. Either way the only other extra curricular dingle tingle I can count on is watching videos of people biffing it really really hard and I think that might make me a wee bit of a sadist 😈

The Dirtbike, for instance doesn’t really elicit a tingle, but rather endless streams of joy with out loud laughing—interspersed, of course, with moments of pure dread and moments of absolute disapproval of my life choices.
 
mjj said:
Aside from STGuy, I've read over the posts and have seen no definition or adjacent conversation about "What is a Dingle".

Semantically, it seems most similar to "Dongle" which is something I plug into my computer.

"Dingle-Dongle" seems to be a completely different term, so that reference is not helpful.

Can we please have some clarification for the sake of clarity. Photos would help.
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A dingle is the rider’s saddle contact zone.

:nerd
 
I’ll just say it…your dingle is your most private area. At least that is my understanding.
 
mjj said:
Aside from STGuy, I've read over the posts and have seen no definition or adjacent conversation about "What is a Dingle".
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Erm…you must’ve missed comment #23 above, in which I shared the results of my extensive research to confirm what I already believed to be the accepted definition of the term, at least here in the US when used in the context of the thread title.

Game, set, match. :Port :ride
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I can't understand the confusion. Anyone ever heard of a metaphor?
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Some folks are getting their dingleberries all twisted up about it.. Sheesh!

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I apologize for my potty humor.. I just worked 28hrs in the last two days so I'm punchy..
 
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Bad Tingle.
 
CDONA said:
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Ten speed seats have never been comfortable for me, some worse than others.
Bad Tingle.
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:shocker

TMI!
 
I use this seat on both my mountain bike and my road bike. It is so, so much more comfortable than a standard seat. And it’s not much heavier. And I have no prostate problems.

 
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