needles
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Spent last Sunday on the shoulder of a Delta levee road for five hours waiting for a tow that never came — because AAA sent a flatbed with no motorcycle equipment despite me selecting "motorcycle" in the app and entering the R1250 GS by make and model. Good times.

The short version: rear tire went flat fast (razor blade, as it turned out — not the valve stem failure I'd diagnosed roadside), AAA dispatched the wrong truck, second dispatch produced a truck two hours out with no ETA updates, and a rep eventually told me that if I needed help I should "call 911." Fifteen years of Premier membership, specifically because Premier covers motorcycles.

What actually saved my afternoon: a Delta farmer who noticed my mirror sparkling while he was cutting grass, drove back to check on me, and gave me a ride into Walnut Grove. A random dude on a 10-year-old R1200R with "creative" registration also stopped to troubleshoot — couldn't fix it, but solid human.

Anyone else had AAA completely drop the ball on a moto breakdown? Curious whether this is a dispatch training problem or something systemic. I'll be having a pointed conversation with them.

On the upside: if you haven't ridden Salmon Falls Road out of the Gold Country early on a Sunday morning, put it on the list. And the Delta levee roads on CA-160 are genuinely good — just maybe bring more water than you think you need and don't trust your valve stem diagnosis.
Full write-up if you want the whole story: https://dashedyellowline.com/2026/05/03/stranded-in-ryde/

The short version: rear tire went flat fast (razor blade, as it turned out — not the valve stem failure I'd diagnosed roadside), AAA dispatched the wrong truck, second dispatch produced a truck two hours out with no ETA updates, and a rep eventually told me that if I needed help I should "call 911." Fifteen years of Premier membership, specifically because Premier covers motorcycles.

What actually saved my afternoon: a Delta farmer who noticed my mirror sparkling while he was cutting grass, drove back to check on me, and gave me a ride into Walnut Grove. A random dude on a 10-year-old R1200R with "creative" registration also stopped to troubleshoot — couldn't fix it, but solid human.

Anyone else had AAA completely drop the ball on a moto breakdown? Curious whether this is a dispatch training problem or something systemic. I'll be having a pointed conversation with them.

On the upside: if you haven't ridden Salmon Falls Road out of the Gold Country early on a Sunday morning, put it on the list. And the Delta levee roads on CA-160 are genuinely good — just maybe bring more water than you think you need and don't trust your valve stem diagnosis.
Full write-up if you want the whole story: https://dashedyellowline.com/2026/05/03/stranded-in-ryde/

I need to learn some skills!