Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

[augustiron]

My bio kid and I actually went to a concert last night, and I decided I'm going to surprise show up at dinner on Monday with them and my ex. We've got a dinner planned for my wife Friday with some of her close friends but I just have no idea what to do for her gift. Stepdaughter is hard to shop for as well. She got a car for her 17th (when she got her license), so that's out Mrs got her an overnight hotel stay with dinner and a spa treatment but I'd like to get her something nice too. I'm racking my feeble brain!

Radar detector for the car?
Aaa membership?
150 shot of nitrous?
4" exhaust tip?

 

[Abacinator]

80mm turbo, CAI, straight pipe exhaust, and an aggressive tune. That should wake up the N20

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

This weekend violent femmes at Stern Grove

I live nearby and I didn’t even know this. Man, I’m not really in tune with stern grove TBH

Speaking of which, I’m spending some time in a cool Monterey cafe shop. (Thought of “John” (dice) while driving here, whom I’ve never met.)

… so I go to order and the cashier recognizes the bird Coffeeshop sticker on my bottle. …turns out he applied to work in that coffee shop in SF ..(and I thought that’s a world away)

 

[Brokenlink]

Get the wife a vacuum, the daughter some acne cream, and the kid a manicure

 

[augustiron]

Looking at Stern groves calendar is quite an assortment of acts.

Oddly public enemy is the only one that is not sold out.

 

[Brokenlink]

I live nearby and I didn’t even know this. Man, I’m not really in tune with stern grove TBH

Speaking of which, I’m spending some time in a cool Monterey cafe shop. (Thought of “John” (dice) while driving here, whom I’ve never met.)

… so I go to order and the cashier recognizes the bird Coffeeshop sticker on my bottle. …turns out he applied to work in that coffee shop in SF ..(and I thought that’s a world away)
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100 bucks says that lady in blue is in the middle of ripping a fart.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

I think she was upset that her guy didn’t put his cup in the dishwasher this morning.

Oddly public enemy is the only one that is not sold out.

Well somebody is 35 years past their prime… and it’s not exactly that type of city.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I'm at least 35 years past my prime...

 

[two wheel tramp]

Get the wife a vacuum, the daughter some acne cream, and the kid a manicure

If it's a Miele vacuum that's actually a damn good present.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

But then no one knows how to pronounce the vacuums name, oh the confusion!

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

But then no one knows how to pronounce the vacuums name, oh the confusion!

You can’t be serious it’s so easy . Also coincidentally meaning “honey” in certain Roman languages


Anyway we do have a Miele. It’s definitely sucking

(Can I hear a “ but of course “)

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Not in 'merica

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Tried on the dress pants that were concerningly smug last year, they fit fine again, so, that's a win.

 

[Das MotorRad]

Glad your pants had a positive attitude adjustment

 

[tuxumino]

 

[two wheel tramp]

Tried on the dress pants that were concerningly smug last year, they fit fine again, so, that's a win.

Smug pants? They are happy to be covering dat ass?

 

[N4teTheGreat]

They actually fit fine, last year I was worried I was gonna have a blow out

Oh, sonofa, and I'm not even using Siri. I dunno why autocorrect even bothers to exist anymore.

 

[Rtmac]

You can’t be serious it’s so easy .

Easy now. There are words I don't even try to pronounce, Miele is definitely one of them... too many vowels.
Bruno is part Staffordshire bull terrier. I also have trouble saying that, so I was relieved to learn that many people refer to them as Staffy's.

 

[augustiron]

Me lay

 

[mean dad]

A fuckin duffel bag.
subtle hint YOU'RE EIGHTEEN GET THE FUCK OUT lol


Would the girl kiddo appreciate a full detail service for her ride? Or a stereo upgrade (plus install, natch)?