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Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

My wife decided to start breeding jumping spiders 😐
Hopefully they don't get loose and hatch in your ear tonight.
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Say you're going to count cobras and call it a work trip.

You'll need an assistant of course, a cobruh you could call it, so you know... :wave sup bruh
 
As long as there isn't a drug test when we get back...

The hash... The HASH!!!

Fuck cobruh, The Haassssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Today I'm TMi Koi stories...

My wife and I have seen the same acupuncturist for almost 5 years. Started going when we were having fertility issues and I mean, I guess it worked. I have twins now.

But in that all that time, she never put a needle in my junk. You'd think the Chinese would have figured out where to stick a needle after 3,000 years in that particular area for maximum effect.

Today I went in and specifically mentioned my pain in the knee and a pulled abdominal muscle.

"Ok, take off your pants....." :wtf
 
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