Harley-Davidson's and their small penis's

[jh2586]

Was in SF this weekend for fleet week. Sat down at Pier 23 to grab a bite to eat during lunch. I couldn't even hold a conversation with more than two sentences before being interrupted by a Harley-Davidson and their 180+db's of exhaust... It's bad enough that they are loud, but at EVERY FUCKING STOPLIGHT, they have to rev their shit like there's no tomorrow. It's annoying as fuck!

What's the big deal about these bikes? Now, I'm not a HD expert, but after doing a little bit of research, these bikes are poorly built, heavy, bulky, overpriced and don't even have a lot of power.. they make loud noises (to make up for their lack of penis size?) and have chrome on them. Most who ride them are squids that wear little to no protective gear at all..

I don't get it.. to me, when I ride, I do it to my own satisfaction. I ride because it feels good to ride, not because I want attention and/or it LOOKS "cool" and "badass". I respect my machine, and in turn, it respects me. I wear ATGATT because I know the consequences..

By no means is this a stereotype, but you have to admit that like 99.99% of all HD riders fall into this category..

When I have exhaust on my supersport bikes, I get pulled over because it's "too loud".. when HD's have 10x the decibels that my bikes produce at partial throttle... they are in the clear...

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?

 

[Tharkûn]

Repost

 

[Brokenlink]

Wait, motorcycles have penises?

 

[jh2586]

Wait, motorcycles have penises?

Mine has a vagina

 

[Nightmonkey]

They pay for the name, its all about the name... I agree that it is rather unfortunate, but that's pretty much their clientele. I remember talking to a guy who owned a really nice Beemer (dont remember the model but it was hooked up!) who said he has owned HDs in the past and BMW gives you so many perks/extras for the same price and he just didn't understand why people still bought HDs.

But, its all about the name imo. I'm not saying HDs are bad bikes, because they serve their clientele with what they want and they ARE a successful company. It's the social aspect that I'm really focusing on. I believe its a combo of complaints all around over loud exhausts that they are implementing that new law on exhaust noise and aftermarket exhausts.

I don't know, maybe I'm talking out of my ass.

 

[auntiebling]

excellent use of apostrophe's

 

[Brown81]

repost x a billion

 

[DWC]

 

[ob1ventura]

Was in SF this weekend for fleet week. Sat down at Pier 23 to grab a bite to eat during lunch. I couldn't even hold a conversation with more than two sentences before being interrupted by a Harley-Davidson and their 180+db's of exhaust... It's bad enough that they are loud, but at EVERY FUCKING STOPLIGHT, they have to rev their shit like there's no tomorrow. It's annoying as fuck!

What's the big deal about these bikes? Now, I'm not a HD expert, but after doing a little bit of research, these bikes are poorly built, heavy, bulky, overpriced and don't even have a lot of power.. they make loud noises (to make up for their lack of penis size?) and have chrome on them. Most who ride them are squids that wear little to no protective gear at all..

I don't get it.. to me, when I ride, I do it to my own satisfaction. I ride because it feels good to ride, not because I want attention and/or it LOOKS "cool" and "badass". I respect my machine, and in turn, it respects me. I wear ATGATT because I know the consequences..

By no means is this a stereotype, but you have to admit that like 99.99% of all HD riders fall into this category..

When I have exhaust on my supersport bikes, I get pulled over because it's "too loud".. when HD's have 10x the decibels that my bikes produce at partial throttle... they are in the clear...

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?

You will find much love here on the BARF

 

[rogerc]

In Tahoe City about 8 years ago as Harley Riders were riding to Reno for Nights of Thunder.
Could not even walk down the street or enjoy the park 2 blocks away as these asshats drove through town.

Later that day had lunch at a local hang out and the locals were pissed off as well as the visitors.mad

Now we have the sound limit for 2013 for all bikes and it is going to be harder and more expensive to change the pipes on all bikes.mad
When I rode dirt a few years ago at Hollister Hills we had to have a sound check before we were allowed to ride. Out in the middle of nowhere
Now this I don't get, I am in a place designed for motorcycle riding and few if any bikes were loud and I get a sound check.

I am in pristine Tahoe and these guys have the loudest bikes I have ever heard and no sound check no enforcement.

Now we are ALL close to be banned from Mt. Hamilton Parking lot because of these types.
I ride an FJR 1300 VERY QUIET and a VStrom 650 also VERY QUIET.
Rant over.
RC

 

[Archimedes]

That hilarious South Park Harley episode was on again last night. Someone should rent one of those electronic billboards and a huge sound system, truck it to Sturgis next year and play that episode on a continuous loop all week. Covered with bullet proof glass of course.

 

[kiltwearinfool]

Life is all about image and posturing. Doesn't matter if it's the Harley riders doing their thing, the stunters doing their thing, the sportbikers doing their thing, or the Quickie riders doing their thing. We're all posers. We just wear different outfits.

 

[louemc]

Harley riders aren't all out of the same mold. Here in the Sierra, we have two different types, and they will be in two different places.

Down on Hwy 49, or coming up from the flat land to get to Hwy 49...They look like career criminals, and have the loud pipes.

Up the mountain, the Harley riders look like savvy and seasoned riders that enjoy the great ride...and..may not have stock pipes, but they aren't loud pipes.

 

[Toast]

I don't care if you have loud pipes, but don't ride like an asshole. Keep it in check around town and even loud pipes are bearable.

This happened to me a while ago, I was stuck at a really long light. I noticed the guy with the white bagger Harley with open pipes, it was nice and all, he finished gassing up and hopped on. He was still by the pump, started it up and it sounded good and then... BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BLAP BLAP BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP *SPIT* BLAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Sitting there at the pump holding the throttle wide open for like 30 seconds! WTF . He was still at it when I took off.

 

[rogerc]

How can I be posing when I ride out in the middle of nowhere, see no one, and never run into another biker?

Us older guys never pose we just ride and could give a shit what others think.

This is earned by our age, gray hair, multiple scars and steel rods and bolts holding us together.

 

[aminalmutha]

Harley riders have tiny wieners cuz they all do meth and everyone knows that meth shrinks your wiener. They're also all homos and like to buttfuck each other in the bathroom at their local knucle-dragger biker bars, but it doesn't go in very far, cuz their wieners are so small. Harley riders have long, sloping foreheads and double digit IQ's, sometimes single digit. They'll eat your babies.

 

[Ant]

Harley riders have tiny wieners cuz they all do meth and everyone knows that meth shrinks your wiener. They're also all homos and like to buttfuck each other in the bathroom at their local knucle-dragger biker bars, but it doesn't go in very far, cuz their wieners are so small. Harley riders have long, sloping foreheads and double digit IQ's, sometimes single digit. They'll eat your babies.

They rarely floss too.

 

[louemc]

In Tahoe City about 8 years ago as Harley Riders were riding to Reno for Nights of Thunder.
Could not even walk down the street or enjoy the park 2 blocks away as these asshats drove through town.

Later that day had lunch at a local hang out and the locals were pissed off as well as the visitors.mad

Now we have the sound limit for 2013 for all bikes and it is going to be harder and more expensive to change the pipes on all bikes.mad
When I rode dirt a few years ago at Hollister Hills we had to have a sound check before we were allowed to ride. Out in the middle of nowhere
Now this I don't get, I am in a place designed for motorcycle riding and few if any bikes were loud and I get a sound check.

I am in pristine Tahoe and these guys have the loudest bikes I have ever heard and no sound check no enforcement.

Now we are ALL close to be banned from Mt. Hamilton Parking lot because of these types.
I ride an FJR 1300 VERY QUIET and a VStrom 650 also VERY QUIET.
Rant over.
RC

They were going to Reno...care to bet which freeway they were using to get over the Sierra?
(trick question, there is only One freeway)

 

[Junkie]

While they may not be fast, light, or cheap, modern Harleys are built quite well.

Yes, there are plenty of them that're way too loud.

 

[Papi]

Yes, there are plenty of them that're way too loud.

There are plenty of bumblebee Civics and WRX's that are way to loud as well.
Lets start a Rice Beater Murdered Out Painted with PlastiDip POS Civic h8n thread as well. Most of those punks drive like ass and their cars are a rolling CVC violation.

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