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The epsom salt saga. Or: Why it hurts to sit.

Eldritch said:
Seriously? You gobbled the epsom salt challenge and walked away untouched?
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Day II​


I dreamt I had to sit through a musical.
A fitting harbinger of the coming torture.

All of Abbadon was screaming cosmic obscenities through a straw and during the reprieve, the raiders were running a painal train on Donald duck somewhere in the room.

On a hill High above the Tigris and Euphratesan an elephant tucked into the magical salts and Noah built the Ark.

Did I prove unification theory?
New worlds were being berthed in the deluge.
I saw history unfold.
The Red Sea parted and broke. The brown water Navy was deployed down the Mekong and I'm pretty sure I saw Oobus and Beau riding the breakers.
 
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Now you had to go and bring me into this cesspool, oh Adam.

I love the smell of Epsom Salts in the morning.
 
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I had some bad Mexican food in Utah earlier this year. All I could think of was...
1. Must re-hydrate.
2. So this is what Valgar was talking about.
 
Eldritch said:
Still should be best of BARF.

:teeth
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If you want to revive it, and start a new machismo challenge round, awhile back I dated an emergency room nurse. She told me a pretty horrible story about the power of dish soap enemas to unblock even the most determined heroin addict's colon. From her description it should be called the Paul Walker.
 
I remember reading this as a rookie barfer prior to actually signing up...:rofl

still gets me today:laughing
 
The Colonoscopy centers read this thread too. They stopped using Fleece preps and now just have people drink epson salts for their procedure prep :laughing
 
bcv_west said:
If you want to revive it, and start a new machismo challenge round, awhile back I dated an emergency room nurse. She told me a pretty horrible story about the power of dish soap enemas to unblock even the most determined heroin addict's colon. From her description it should be called the Paul Walker.
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There is nothing macho about this thread. It is ALL horror, just the horror...


I wonder if it comes out foamy with dish soap...
 
I am amused by this thread.. :)
 
Koi... why?
 
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