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Budman's on going joke fest

So the first time I was married....

I said "Let's put a dollar in this jar every time we make love. Then we'll count it on our first anniversary.

So we did. And it was a lot of money.

There were lots of dollars and a bunch of 10's and 20's.

I asked "Where did the 10's and 20's come from?"

She said "They're not all as cheap as you."
 
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After coming home late, my wife was furious and asked where I was. I told her I was playing poker with my friends.

She refused to talk to me, so I took her out on a long scenic ride on our FJR.

Her mood eventually improved, and looking out the pine trees she sighed, "What a beautiful view. I wish we could spend the rest of our lives right here."

I said, "Well, your wish just came true... because you won't believe what happened at poker."
 
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