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COVID Jokes, Prolly bad

Butch

Butch

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Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.


Whole bunch here https://www.southbayriders.com/forums/threads/164205/page-2#post-2236065
 
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Go Butch.

Here are some.

Last one is for you my friend.
 

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BREAKING NEWS *

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.
The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ
While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at parks and beaches:
Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats
Flat earthers
5G Nutjobs
Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing
 

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My kind of cooking :rofl
 
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Follow up for the smash & grab @ the supermarket.
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Purp caught.
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What he was doing with the single rolls. :cool

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This
 

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If you have the volume turned down it is safe for work.

:laughing:facepalm:laughing
 
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