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favorite line from a song?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
 
Remember Donovan?

"Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars."
 
If these dogs could talk, they'd sure tell on you
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
 
Life gets hard and then it gets good
Like I always knew it would
 
Ain't no shame ladies, do your thing
Just make sure you ahead of the game
 
From 1958 by Lou Monte, sung in Italian, then English:

Lazy Mary you better get up
She answered back I am not able
Lazy Mary you better get up
We need the sheets for the table.
 
Utah _Phillips wrote this on a troopship when he got a dear john letter
If the ladies were blackbirds and the ladies were thrushes
I’d lie there for hours in the chilly cold marshes
If the ladies were squirrel’s with high bushy tails
I’d fill up my shotgun with rock salt and nails
 
Whatever became of the child I was
I never want to lose her and
I won't give her up
And now my heart is harder
My skin is getting tougher and tougher
 
I don’t want you to want me
You ain’t what I need
 
All in all you are a very dying race
Placing trust upon a cruel world
You never had the things you thought you should have had
And you'll not get them now
And all the while in perfect time
Your tears are falling on the ground

Squonk from "A Trick of the Tail" by GENESIS
 
I got a mind in the gutter
Trouble on one hand, a beer in the other
 
So long, four two wheels turning
Got a tank full of gas, down the road, I'm burning
Can't say I would and I can't say I wouldn't
If I don't come back, don't come lookin'
 
I got lots of jealous lovers that all wish they had me back
Got a pistol for a mouth, my own mama gave me that
Making my own road out of gravel and some wine
And if I have to fall then it won't be in your line
 
Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My word's but a whisper—your deafness a shout.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
 
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