Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

[i_am_the_koi]

Done that before

This was more reactionary and I didn't realize it was slime and not solid.

 

[Caddywumpus]

Cats are liquid

 

[Das MotorRad]

suddenly i'm not so upset about getting peed on this morning...

 

[Caddywumpus]

suddenly i'm not so upset about getting peed on this morning...

honestly i thought you were on fire. take it as a complement. I wouldnt do that for just anyone

 

[i_am_the_koi]

suddenly i'm not so upset about getting peed on this morning...

I've still dodged that proverbial bullet..

But the poop with twinz... There's twice as much

 

[mikev]

suddenly i'm not so upset about getting peed on this morning...

You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

 

[Rtmac]

I've only ever changed a few diapers. It was a different time, and I was a "hands off" kind of dad.
I'm still waiting for my father-of-the-year prize.

 

[Das MotorRad]

You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

i've never had garbanzo bean on me...

 

[mean dad]

No one's ever paid fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on their chest.

 

[Enchanter]

i've never had garbanzo bean on me...

No one's ever paid fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on their chest.

You two win the internets today.

 

[mikev]

Gold shower star for them both today

 

[i_am_the_koi]

I won all you can eat wings at a Hooters for answering a similar question...

Spoiler: What is a blow job

About $20

 

[GAJ]

Cats are liquid

Cosmo's nickname was Liquid Boy.

RIP Cosmo; best boy ever.

 

[Caddywumpus]

That's not a cat. That's a north American forest tiger

 

[GAJ]

That's not a cat. That's a north American forest tiger

Wife stole him from a neighbor of our nanny.

He had a broken front leg as a kitten and was being used as bait to train fighting dogs apparently.

He was scared out of his wits so his first name was Mohawk as the fur was always, at the beginning, standing up on his back.

He was forever grateful.

His real name was Cosmo Wonderboy.

 

[mean dad]

You two win the internets today.

A subtle hint of emphasis on the word 'bean' to make it a verb.
Not quite italicized but close.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Well he does look kinda menacing .

I'm glad the thread is lovely, with informative kid and garbanzo bean posts today, now that I haven't posted how a lady with a rolls Royce - like yesterday - was going to run me over in a crosswalk -- not posted in about 168 or so.

Speaking of which, how many days to ruffle through and clean a cat's litter box? About three ?

 

[GAJ]

Speaking of which, how many days to ruffle through and clean a cat's litter box? About three ?

Sure, if you want them to poop elsewhere after day one or two.

 

[i_am_the_koi]

4 boxes for two cats

Gets us about 3 days between cleaning.

 

[GAJ]

4 boxes for two cats

Gets us about 3 days between cleaning.

Oddly, three cats and only two boxes works for us.

Have to do them daily though.