Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

[i_am_the_koi]

Hey Aunt, good to hear from you too. Yeah, I'm well, kids are well, my stripper of a wife is good too.

Oh, you don't care about that you just want to know if I can pick up a safe? Like, physically?

Cool story, talk to you in 3-5 years.

 

[Brokenlink]

Well, can you?

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Yeah, it's not a heavy duty one.

I'm now more interested in the 12 guns that were inside it but, never actually got dealt with after my great aunt passed away.

Someone has them because they didn't know how to handle them, legally.

I'm offering my willingness to legally deal with this.... Task.

There's already a safe!

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Won't somebody think of the kids....!!!

 

[tuxumino]

that was rally baad

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Twin B is still asleep...

To the point I just went in and checked he was still alive.

Guessing we're not taking a nap today. Wooooo

 

[tuxumino]

Bolt came in at 1:30 this morn, now he's sleeping it off

 

[Rtmac]

Bolt came in at 1:30 this morn, now he's sleeping it off

You're not his real dad.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Had a little TOO much fun last night, gonna pay for that today. The caffeine, it's not even working...

 

[Melissa]

there's that price to pay.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Guess I better finish this coffee and get ready to head to work.

 

[mean dad]

JFC, California does it again. Fucks up something that is working.

California's war on goats could worsen the wildfire crisis

Standard minimum wage and overtime laws now apply to the state's goat herders, whose animals clear brush and reduce fire danger. The costs are unsustainable.

reason.com

I was really hoping it said that the goats were going to earn minimum wage + overtime.

 

[two wheel tramp]

Fuckin' coworker calling me at 8:30 when I don't officially start until 9.

@tag3 has a crazy cat. She is starting to warm up to me and demand pets.

 

[two wheel tramp]

Guess I better finish this coffee and get ready to head to work.

Rude!

I’m sending you a care package today.

 

[Rtmac]

Holy moly, the passenger side motor mount is way, way, way harder than the driver's side mount I did yesterday!
Hours in and I don't even have all the bolts broken loose yet. I gotta to go buy a swivel adapter and a wobble extension in hopes of getting to the last bolt.
I also found the passenger side valve cover gasket is leaking oil onto the top of the mount, so I gotta do that too (that's actually good news, I had figured that the once-in-while oil drip I see on the driveway was probably the rear main seal, so vc gasket better.) But yeah, thinking this is gonna take me much longer than I had planned on (story of my life)
Oh well, one step closer to having a big, red tow-rig.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Guess I better finish this coffee and get ready to head to work.

Yeah I finally started waking up after the second coffee today

Had to buy from Martha Bros uuughh whoa

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Sv-1billion registration paid

I should actually ride it this year.

 

[Brokenlink]

God I fiucking hate self promoters. Look at me. "Look at how much work I am doing!!!!!!" Yeah lady, I just had an hour long meeting with every single person that works on your shit and they all complained. And now I get to sit down with you and try and come up with a game plan, which you will take full credit for.

 

[i_am_the_koi]

But look at how good I count sneks!

And I never drive on the lizards unlike some people.

 

[Brokenlink]

I wish I was still playing with snakes. I miss those days. Granted, I make at least 2x what I made back then, but still.