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PUI incoming for the next couple hours. Well we'll see how much or not. Number motherfuckin 40 (well in a few hours)

I apologize for nothing.

I'm already in it. I blame my friend Katy, former coworker at Nordstrom Rack, moved to Australia And Sayaka, exchange student living the same apartment in college. She helped my learning of Nihongo and I helped her understand that stoves in America are Fahrenheit not Celsius and that's why our cheesecake was not cooking.

I was just watching an episode of Evil (Great show). Birthday party for one of the main characters. BIRTHDAY FOR A BLACK GUY THAT JUST TURNED 40, COULD THAT BE MORE ON THE NOSE!? Fuck off universe....
 
30 was a stupid plan. In Palm Springs. Labor Day weekend, me and about 15 friends were at a resort for 4 days. The challenge was to take 30 shots over the 4 days, not including any drinks bought for me at whatever restaurant. One night I just said no, I can't do this.
 

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27 or 28? My girlfriend at the time's birthday was Sept 5th. Most of the time was spent planning her birthday not mine. Relationship didn't last long.
 

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Maybe the best was my Canadian friend flying down to San Franciso and me driving up to celebrate both our birthdays. That was a good one.

It was not my plan to spend most of the night with this lady Alex but when I was trying to get her a cab (uber and lyft were not really big at the time), friend kicked me in the cab with her and I ended up in South San Francisco. Woke up the next morning and she told me do not leave the bed or this room, my mom will kill you. (Very traditional Asian people can be very racist.)

AND I'M DONE. GONNA GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.

Technically, the day you were born is your first birthday so I was be 41, not 40.
 

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PUI incoming for the next couple hours. Well we'll see how much or not. Number motherfuckin 40 (well in a few hours)

I apologize for nothing.

I'm already in it. I blame my friend Katy, former coworker at Nordstrom Rack, moved to Australia And Sayaka, exchange student living the same apartment in college. She helped my learning of Nihongo and I helped her understand that stoves in America are Fahrenheit not Celsius and that's why our cheesecake was not cooking.

I was just watching an episode of Evil (Great show). Birthday party for one of the main characters. BIRTHDAY FOR A BLACK GUY THAT JUST TURNED 40, COULD THAT BE MORE ON THE NOSE!? Fuck off universe....
Happy motherfucking birthday. Got cake? 🍑
 
Happy motherfucking birthday. Got cake? 🍑
I almost didn't want to answer that but because I'm a bit deep in it, birthday cake is the best... if you know what I mean... :) An ex of mine had the same birthday some years ago, DOUBLE BIRTHDAY CAKE.


I have to think about my motherfuckin friend British bastard that helped getting me into track days. This limey fuck. I was already easy passing him before all 3 kids of his were born. And those kids love me. And his wife too. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS YAY!!!!!
 

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I almost didn't want to answer that but because I'm a bit deep in it, birthday cake is the best... if you know what I mean... :) An ex of mine had the same birthday some years ago, DOUBLE BIRTHDAY CAKE.


I have to think about my motherfuckin friend British bastard that helped getting me into track days. This limey fuck. I was already easy passing him before all 3 kids of his were born. And those kids love me. And his wife too. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS YAY!!!!!
I love cake. 🎂
 
Happy birthday 🥳 and happy Friday!

Gym bro (baby) woke me up at 5, it’s because he cares about my health right?! He yells at me when I put the bar down :laughing
 
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