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Melissa said:
where you trying to hide it from yourself?
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Wife hid it from me a couple days ago.

I just haven't really looked since. Found it while putting laundry away.

Guess I should check all the drawers for the rest :laughing

Found the good scotch in the dishwasher but that's not really a morning drink.

Koitney has opinions.
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Back in the 80s my BFF and I would go to the hotel bar on Durant above Telegraph in Berkeley and get a latte and a shot of cognac to put in the latte. Great way to start a Saturday morning.
 
I could use a drink right now. My work computer has been shitting all over the place today. Nothing better than typing a sentence and waiting a minute for it to show up on your screen.
 
i_am_the_koi said:
Wife hid it from me a couple days ago.

I just haven't really looked since. Found it while putting laundry away.

Guess I should check all the drawers for the rest :laughing

Found the good scotch in the dishwasher but that's not really a morning drink.

Koitney has opinions.
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Not sure if that is something to celebrate to be honest.

The wife is not amused.
 
Brokenlink said:
I could use a drink right now. My work computer has been shitting all over the place today. Nothing better than typing a sentence and waiting a minute for it to show up on your screen.
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I only had one because I found it lulz

I think I just sent koitney off with my car and one of my photog bags in it... :facepalm

It was an extra extra EXTRA bag but still... What if I needed it?
 
GAJ said:
Not sure if that is something to celebrate to be honest.

The wife is not amused.
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Tell me you don't know my wife without saying it.

She was more mad because she couldn't have one with me. Gotta be all professional and shit as a college professor during finals.

But here's what I've learned in almost 10 years...

There's no knife in her hand. I'm safe.

She's telling me to go fuck myself. She loves me.

She's making food. You're safe as is everyone else she encounters for the next 3-4 hours.
 
Just cleaned my third gun for the triple!

Finalized plinking plans so actually breaking them down and not just surface polishing.

Only broke 3 nails on the Glocks :sniper
 
I guess that I should get ready and head into the office. End the day in Juvenile Hall. Such a delight!
 
GAJ said:
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It's hard with twinz.

Come inside, toss Cheerios in their general direction, go out to the garage and work on a part while listening for velociraptor squeaks.

Also in the middle of potty training so I need to remember to go to the toilet every 30 minutes so I can get out of pull ups finally

They're easier unless you catch them mid poop and then it's everywhere.
 
You know how I know winter is coming? The harsh on mods and admins picks up.
As an experienced suspendee from this forum I do know that blatant TOS violations are easy, wham bam 1,2,3 weeks-the more complex violations take more time as first the mod core has to be gathered, then the issue has to be discussed ,then an agreement on the next course of action has to be made. By the time many of us have fulfilled our break the true offender is still trolling; then, out of the seemingly nowhere, after the forum has exploded and so many have voiced opinions Bap goes the ban hammer and the original shit mixer is gone for a few days weeks or permanently. :dunno

Anyway this is the internet and we are blessed to have a BARF place to gather.

Love to y'alls.
 
Just picked up another gig teaching kids how to do drugs.

Also need 30 bags of cocaine.





LOOK AT ME NOW MA!!!
 
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