So I actually am fairly proficient at most programs. I just hate the corporate lingo garbage and feel like Mel. I just am tired and want to retire, move to Mexico, and eat tacos.
When I graduated college I was at a family function and someone asked me what I did at my new job. So I started to explain that I worked on mitigating the impacts from various projects on sensitive habitats and species.
My dad chimed in with "Oh look at Mr. College graduate big word guy." I was the first one in my family to graduate college and while I was proud of it, I never flaunted it, but I guess I was using some words specific to my profession and he didn't understand them.
I learned two things that day.
1. My dad can be an asshole
2. I don't use the big words unless I have to. Nobody wants to hear that you "Engineered an immediate and lasting approach to minimize potential for audio variance from industry-accepted standards that will result in precise results-driven results". They want to hear "I tuned your guitar dude"