yeah - i’m a total. fucking. bitch.
Holeshot: I discovered honeysuckle nectar as a young boy when a friend showed me how to pluck a flower and suck on the base of the now disconnected flower petals. Very sweet and tasty.
for real, dude. my best friend and i started off shooting daggers at each other (our first encounter with each other went very, VERY badly, like, we both wanted to strangle each other with our bare hands). long story short (and yeah, i’m weaving my way toward why i’m mentioning it), sometime later, and deep into a bottle of really nice red wine we were sharing, she looks at me and says ‘you know, if i ever went to war, i’d want you by my side’. interestingly enough, she and i are about to wage one. and this fucker has no clue the fuse he’s lit.Didn't realize this till now; we'd be a problem in joint warfare against someone.

We’re gonna buy another motorcycle today… ‘25 Surron LBX. Kinda a motorcycle.