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how bad of a person are you?

are you good or bad

  • I'm bad and don't care

  • I'm good and care

  • I'm not really sure and hope for clarity

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thank goodness I was born not from sin or of sin.
I don't know, I get all confused
 
littlebeast said:
i don’t get how farting is a bad thing. what’s better? holding it in? that said, if i’m in bed and i feel one coming on, i get up to let it out. can’t stand the thought of ass gas trapped under the covers with me. my dude also appreciates the consideration lol.
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But does he do the same for you?
 
I was not the nicest kid before age 16 when I found motos and turned into a person intent on doing good.

I had power as CEO of a small company and now as a landlord and I think I did/do my best to always minimize anything problematic from filtering down to those who relied on me.

My wife may not agree with me being "good" though so there's that.
 
GAJ said:
My wife may not agree with me being "good" though so there's that.
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I think that is typical.

In my case good would include a bunch of things that would make life suck for me but more good for her :laughing
 
budman said:
I think that is typical.

In my case good would include a bunch of things that would make life suck for me but more good for her :laughing
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Indeed, but I try to do that as well.

"No Brownie Points for YOU" seems to be the norm. :cry
 
I think we were lucky when we were young that there were no cameras in everyone's pocket to record the stupid shit we did and no internet to host it on forever so we never got to live it down. I was pretty bad with many indiscretions in my youth luckily I wasn't caught doing 90% of it. But the 10% I did get caught for shaped me into a better person when I finally kinda grew up. Still working on that better growing up person at the moment.
 
Bad is relative to perspective.

Am a big brother and a parent. I've been a coach all my adult life. In retirement, I've added HOA president and poker player.

I can be an advocate. The choice is mine, not theirs/yours.

As a side job, I've been the Instrument of Karma.
 
Sharxfan said:
I think we were lucky when we were young that there were no cameras in everyone's pocket to record the stupid shit we did and no internet to host it on forever so we never got to live it down. I was pretty bad with many indiscretions in my youth luckily I wasn't caught doing 90% of it. But the 10% I did get caught for shaped me into a better person when I finally kinda grew up. Still working on that better growing up person at the moment.
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Along this line of thinking, I have a stock phrase for Real Men of Genius moments,

"Bruises fade, YouTube lasts forever."

It used to be Kodak but, as Sharxfan points out, technology has advanced.
 
Abacinator said:
The cat was laying on me in bed the other day. I had to sneeze but I didn't want to scare the cat so I turned without thinking and sneezed directly in my wife's face :rofl
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I have the opposite problem. My cat will be facing the total other way and then will turn to face me and sneeze in my face. This is when my bad person side comes out and I knock her off back of the chair.
 
I did get thrown out, actually my boat was thrown out, of Sam's in Tiburon. What's wrong with throwing pitchers of water on the obnoxious idiot 2 tables over? To this day I don't believe Bohemia can ever go back there. Not so sure about me it's been 30+ years since the unfortunate incident.
 
I got on a Southwest flight from LAX to OAK right after eating dinner at a vegetarian heath food restaurant in Westwood. The fermented mass in my colon reached critical mass when we were about over Monterey. I had to think quick, turn on the overhead ventilation jet and pretend I was the first to be offended by the smell. I thought for sure the HAZMAT team was going to meet the plane at the gate.
 
Well I would think that opening the vent before the event would clue everyone in, no?
 
I have sat next to some smelly motherfuckers on longhaul flights, either b.o. or gas. I have cleared small office spaces before. Just sayin'. That "skill" always seems to be absent when I really need it.
 
We were on a flight and the pungent smell of a fart filled my nose. My wife immediately said, “It’s your turn to change our kids diaper.” Off to the little plane bathroom I went with our kid. After some finagling I found out the diaper was empty. Went back to our seats and told my wife it was a false alarm. She giggled and I quickly realized she had farted and blamed our child.
 
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