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The epsom salt saga. Or: Why it hurts to sit.

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I just took a teaspoon of this stuff about a half hour ago. I don't feel a damn thing, looks like it doesn't work on me.
 
I was told about a cleansing thing for 3 days with nothing but boiled water.
Then I was told this boiled water tea thing for 10 days a while back too, I've been attempting it but I get so hungry!!! I give in to a piece of toast. What can I do to not get hungry!
 
broth, more water, sleep !
 
vio said:
I was told about a cleansing thing for 3 days with nothing but boiled water.
Then I was told this boiled water tea thing for 10 days a while back too, I've been attempting it but I get so hungry!!! I give in to a piece of toast. What can I do to not get hungry!
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maybe you should try eating, are you starving yourself to lose weight? Starving yourself is very bad for you, when you don't eat your body slows down its metabolism and goes into "starvation mode" your body is trying to stay alive with whatever resources it has.
 
209manny said:
I just took a teaspoon of this stuff about a half hour ago. I don't feel a damn thing, looks like it doesn't work on me.
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Teaspoon?

One teaspoon is nothing.

Recommended dosage is 2-6..

And shit, I think I used tablespoons instead of teaspoons.

This really explains why I was shitting out shoes and pets I haven't seen since the late 70's
 
209manny said:
maybe you should try eating, are you starving yourself to lose weight? Starving yourself is very bad for you, when you don't eat your body slows down its metabolism and goes into "starvation mode" your body is trying to stay alive with whatever resources it has.
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Nope, not starving myself to loose weight. I love food. I wish I could eat it, but I get sick. I took medicine for years and I think that's what caused it. Who knows.

http://curezone.com/cleanse/liver/default.asp if anyone is interested what this epsom does to your liver and such
 
I have some epsom salt laying around from a previous foot soak. . .

Plus I can't sleep and I started Going Postal by Terry Pratchett.

So how's the ass Dave?
 
I'm glad I'm not the only one sitting here brewing up the shit of the century.

Currently on day 4 of THIS. First night with the saltwater. :|

I haven't cheated at all, which means that I haven't eaten since Monday night. Oddly, hunger hasn't really been an issue. I'm finding myself tempted by food because it smells good, but I'm not really feeling like I have to eat. Gonna be interesting to see how everything goes over the next week or so.
 
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